I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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