marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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