He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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