so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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