it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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