im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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