did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
