i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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