The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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