Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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