Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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