and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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