Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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