I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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