In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
we're so committed to being not committed
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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