My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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