There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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