at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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