I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize