census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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