There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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