We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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