Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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