the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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