i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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