no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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