it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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