i don't like sucking hair
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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