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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...

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(614): View more from Ohio

i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.

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(516): View more from New York

my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now

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(716): View more from New York

I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.

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(281): View more from Texas

Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.

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(914): View more from New York

Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.

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(813): View more from Florida

Why is there bacon in the couch?

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