Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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