Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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