I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
only you would photoshop your dick
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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