yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i came on her dog
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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