My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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