Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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