All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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