ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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