i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
This baby is an asshole
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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