writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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