remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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