she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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