I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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