Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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