Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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