dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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