You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
