super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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