no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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