i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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