I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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