He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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