girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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