He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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