what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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